maramahan:

My favorite thing in the world is characters getting caught places they’re not supposed to be and explaining themselves with the lamest possible excuses

“What are you doing in my secret base??” The villain cries

And the hero answers

- “Oh, I came in to get out of the rain”

- “I’m just sightseeing”

- “I thought this was the bowling alley”

- “um… would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?”

Or my personal favorite—

- “…You know, I’m not sure”

tastefullyoffensive:

by DogmoDog

grubpugs:

I purchased pet portrait ornaments of Mr Squeak and Snorri from @heavenlypetart (the rest of the grumble had theirs done by a friend when they were puppies) and all I can say is WOW 😍😍😍

#petportrait #heavenlypetart #soimpressed #petart #pug #pugfamily #puglife #dogsofinstagram #pugsofinstagram #pugstagram
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq8yNSYnz9S/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1so9eg868hcdk

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch on antartica i woulda slept u

pinkisbitter:

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

piscesgonegirl:

pochowek:

pochowek:

pochowek:

pochowek:

On the early morning of december 17th im going to post the peanut butter baby, an image rich in skin tone pixels, like 50 times in a row, and get banned

They dont like it already

Hold on lemme post another one

Like clockwork

mamoru:

mamoru:

I have a very annoying neighbor, can someone teach me trumpet?

oh wow you are so right! thank you!

femmebotdyke:

I WILL be posting ankle pics on dec 18th and it WILL be erotic

thecommonchick: